Drunk tree climbing is better than regular tree climbing. See?
This morning, @ChokeyChicken’s car looked like a giant, malevolent bird had tried to nest on top of it.No, really. Climbing that tree is a bad decision:
Drunks don’t listen.
Chokey defies fucking gravity!
This will not end well.
The aftermath:
@Twaek goes for broke:
That tree is his disco:
