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Last night could have only been better if it sucked. We were bored enough to do maple syrup shots, convince a stranger to jump off the roof at Havana, and seriously consider crashing the house party of a non-Twitter user. Thank god for @Joshka is all we’re saying.So, here’s @Mr_Sterling, @eigenman, @ChokeyChicken, and a bottle of maple syrup:

The Last Man Standing, June 13 edition goes to @Joshka’s noise-complaining, stupid-mustache-having neighbor, and we don’t think he’s too happy about the honor. Douchenozzle.

And for Best Tweets, June 13, here are the nominees:

Way to go, Matt! Good luck with the marriage. When she dumps you for tweeting this shit, tell her she can come rebound all over us. We love games that involved plastic cups of beer, and she sounds like our kinda girl.