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I’ve always wanted to pretend my phone was a pissing cock. Well, like everything else in this crazy, beautiful world, there’s an app for that.

Drunk Sniper lets you waggle your iDevice around as you attempt to virtually pee into a virtual toilet with your virtual dick. It’s the most useless app in the world.

From the creators: “Drunk Sniper takes the sloppy drunk character into some toilet action. The aim is to hit the toilet without soaking the bathroom. There are five difficulty levels – each additional level starts with extra beer chugged first. The more drinks the character has – the more difficult it is to keep the spray within the toilet. Each second of doing it right – earns points to the gamer which are displayed on a highscores board by the end of the game. If the character splashed too much, its time to clean up and start again.”

Check out the demo video. It’s disgusting.

Just remember: If you shake it more than three times, you’re playing with it.

Interested parties can find out more at the app’s web page, or they can get it in the iTunes store for 99 cents.

The creators also noted, “Girls are free to try it and feel like guys – this might be another brick into a bridge leading to understanding between the sexes.” There you go, missy. Next time he comes home staggering drunk and reenacts the fountain scene from La Dolce Vita, you won’t be such a misinformed bitch about it, now will you?